tin foil hats

Someone stole one of my favorite jokes.

It has to do with things that are different scales and you pretend you are normal size. Then it seems like you are huge or tiny, depending on which way the scale goes.

I make this joke all the time. Despite the fact that no one thinks it's funny at all, ever, it was still stolen and appropriated into popular culture. I will refrain from mentioning exactly where it went, purely to entertain some of my other paranoid fears. Let's just say that Harold Ramis is the main culprit presently. Even though I have no recollection of making this joke in his presence.

I don't know how you're filtering the thoughts from my head, Harold, but I'll be damned if I'm going to let it continue.