I feel bad

for some reason I felt the need to send an e-mail to my colleague Jamie with this text:
"may the monsters rise from the pipes and bite your ass.!"

and these pictures of toilet monsters:


...and well, I guess what I'm trying to say is that, while I'm sure whatever you did to bring on my wrath was terrible, I don't really believe that anyone deserves to get bit on the ass by a toilet monster.