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12 April 2007

this is my staff bio for work

"Steven has a black belt in politeness," is what they say about him. He proves time and time again that nice guys don't finish last, they tie for third. You say "kill em' with kindness," and Steven says "tickle them until they cry with cute little bunny rabbits and then take them out for chocolate ice cream, cause killing them would be rude."
Got a problem with getting a piece of whoseawhat replaced? Need a different gizmoabob sent out? Steven invented the term 'sweet talk.' He'll have those thingamajigs expedited double quick and they'll be delivered with a smile.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Like the words, hate the photo

steven said...

Give me a little more to work with on this one. Do you hate it because you don't feel it goes with the words? How can I make it better? I'm open to opinions.

Unknown said...

I think it is a very accurate representation, Steven. You've never looked better! If only gma Sarah could see you now:)

xoxo,
your cuz

Anonymous said...

Thanks for writing this.