Thumbs for Dogs

Searching for investors who are interested in being part of a revolutionary leap forward in biotechnological advances!

Humans have taken advantage of each other as a means of labor for the bulk of recorded history. But, we are having trouble continuing this tradition. The lower classes are educating themselves, politicians are fighting to bring fair wages to illegal immigrants, hell, even child labor in foreign countries is being frowned upon these days.

Well, the future is now! No longer do we need to subdue our fellow humans just to maintain affordable labor. We have a willing and eager species that wants nothing more than to make us happy... and what is the only thing stopping them from doing so? Opposable thumbs!

Our domesticated canine companions will do anything we dream up as long as we give them a disgusting treat for doing so. By adding thumbs to their biology we enable them to be truly happy, by making us truly happy... and what could make us happier than if our sweet little fluffy helped pay the rent?

Our process for fitting thumbs is state of the art. A hearty thumbs-up can be expected even a mere week after the surgery is completed.

A canine outfitted with a strong pair of thumbs will need only a minimum of training to perform modest tasks.

The video below demonstrates a doggy's ability to walk upright in a more civilized and necessary fashion. To make full use of this exciting technology bipedal locomotion will become standard training for all dogs with thumbs.



Interested parties should make every effort to contact us as soon as possible. There is no time to waste, eager dogs are awaiting thumbs now!